Pro Sports vs. College Sports

Recently (it was recently when I first wrote this. It’s been some time since, but still.), The Vista published an article that went in to great detail on why college sports are superior to professional sports. It was admittedly a much more well-written piece than the one you are about to read, and it raised some very interesting points. However, I imagine at least a small fraction of the eight Vista readers out there simply disagreed with the fundamental message of the piece, and instead fall under the impression that in the debate of college sports versus professional sports, the pros are far more entertaining.



It is an intriguing debate, one that has led to far too many disagreements between a friend of mine and myself, as he always takes the side of college athletics. He makes a lot of the same arguments that were made in the Vista. The first such argument is that professional athletes are motivated by their paychecks, while college athletes simply play for the love of the game. This is a very ideal way of looking at it, but it is entirely untrue. To claim that college athletes have no other incentive than to win a championship is naïve to say the least. While the top priority for the majority of college athletes may simply be to win, there is no denying that they have the incentive to play hard in hopes that one day they too may be able to play at the professional level. In the end, it comes down to money for all athletes, be it collegiate or professional. It may not be the most pleasing way of looking at it as a sports fan, but it is the sad reality. Furthermore, the problem I, along with many other sports fans, take with this argument is that the college athletes are already making money at the collegiate level. The article quickly alluded to the incident at USC involving a home purchased for the mother of Reggie Bush during his time at the school. The fact is, whether we want to admit it or not, big schools are partaking in shady recruiting tactics that often times involve money just as in the pros. Now, this leads to the debate of whether or not college athletes should be paid, but that’s a topic for another article entirely. However, this still ties to the “college vs. pro” debate for a completely different reason.

The central explanation why professional sports are better than college sports is because THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS. We as sports fans enjoy watching the very best athletes compete at the very highest level of play. It’s the same reason people watch the World Cup and not the MLS, because the MLS is simply the best American players (and an old, prima donna named David Beckham), whereas the World Cup features the best in the world. You may ask, well why don’t people watch the World Baseball Classic as much as the World Series, which is simply the Major League Baseball championship. The difference is that Major League Baseball features the very best players from every country around the world. With soccer, there are so many leagues that the best are in many different leagues and very rarely are on the same field of play, except in the World Cup. Fans love watching the very best athletes compete at the best possible level, and college sports does not offer that. Instead, it is like watching a Little League Baseball game when there is one kid who is clearly more talented than everyone else, in some cases there are several on a team, and a dad who cares far too much about his son’s athletic future so he coaches as if his life depends upon it. This can be seen in a variety of players who absolutely dominated at the college level but simply cannot hack it in the big leagues. The aforementioned Reggie Bush is the prime example of this occurrence. Bush was arguably the most talented college football, at least in the past 25 years. Yet, when the time came for him to transition to the NFL, he became simply an average running back with speed. Yes, he is still capable of creating a dazzling play (see his dive from the 6 yard line during the Saints Week 8 game), but he will never be able to dominate the way he did in college because the pros are simply too good. Again, this ties in to the fact that professional sports offers the very best version of a sport, while college only offers a diluted version.

While it may be exciting to watch an athlete dominate the field of the play, the fact that they are not able to do it at the professional level speaks volumes to the level of play at the collegiate level. Furthermore, it shows that while college athletics certainly has entertainment value, its inferior level of play will always make it a lesser version of the pro game.

Super Bowl XLIV Preview (extended)

This is a preview to Super Bowl XLIV. I wrote it for the Vista but due to a lack of space it had to be cut down. If you don't want to read as much, the shorter version is up here, and it is probably better that it was shortened. But still, I wrote a longer version so I figured I may as well share it somewhere, so here ya go...



This Sunday marks the Super Bowl, aka “The Greatest Holiday Now That You Know Santa Claus Isn’t Real”. It narrowly edges out Thanksgiving for that title for two simple reasons: 1.) You aren’t required to spend it with your distant relatives and listen to your aunt rave about your cousin’s acceptance to Cal State, Chico while defending his brief stint in juvenile hall, and 2.) You are allowed to eat and drink just as much as you would on Turkey Day without the added trouble of using your finest dinnerware and having the unenviable task of cleanup duty after those same relatives play the “We Have To Get Back Home and Let the Dog Out” Card; paper plates and cups are encouraged! Still not convinced? Just be thankful you won’t be forced to watch the Lions for three hours. Yet, with the Super Bowl comes the inevitable Super Bowl party, which may have you saying, “Shoot, I know nothing about either of these teams, what will I talk about?” Fear not, the Vista has you covered with the ten most compelling storylines, subplots, and topics for discussion for Super Bowl XLIV.


1.) Manning vs. Brees
The two best quarterbacks in the league go head to head for the championship (The Round One game against the Ravens knocks Tom Brady out of the discussion for THIS year). Manning is one of the most consistent passers the game has ever seen, while Brees is one of the most accurate, and he also throws a deadly deep ball. Still, the edge has to go to Manning. He already has a ring and he has proven time and time again that if he gets the ball in the last two minutes of the game with a chance to win it for his team, he will find a way to make it happen. But a win for Brees can make the argument a lot more interesting.

2.) The “Post-Hurricane-Katrina” New Orleans Saints
Admit it, if you’re not a Colts fan already, you are rooting for the Saints in this one. That’s perfectly acceptable, especially when you consider that less than five years ago 80% of the city was under water. The Superdome became a shelter for those who lost their homes and needed a safe place to hide from the carnage. As the city began its rebuilding process, it clung to its football team for hope. In turn, the team brought in stud quarterback Drew Brees, who has put just as much effort into rebuilding the city as he has for rebuilding the team into one of the most high-powered offenses of all-time. Nothing would shout “We’re Back!” from the city of New Orleans like Brees hoisting the Lombardi Trophy over his head. Well that, plus the fact that Mardi Gras is a week and a half away, and you can bet the party will start early on Bourbon Street if the Saints come through. Hey, if anyone deserves a championship, it’s the city of New Orleans, and no one will blame you if you jump on their bandwagon for a week.

3.) First-Timers vs. Old-Timers
If that isn’t enough to make you root for the Saints, perhaps the fact that this is their first ever Super Bowl appearance is. Meanwhile, the Colts won just three years ago in arguably the most boring Super Bowl of the decade. The point is, no one likes rooting for the juggernaut, and the Colts’ eight straight playoff appearances has been the staple of consistency and success. On the other hand, the Saints have been a troubled franchise ever since their inception in 1967. Long before Hurricane Katrina, these were the fans who wore paper bags over their heads with “Ain’ts” written across the forehead. You will be hard-pressed to come across one thing about this Saints team that doesn’t make them the darling pick. This game has the feel of a playground fight when the bully takes on the kid who picks his nose, only that kid grew six inches and finally decided to stand up for himself. The best part? Peyton Manning seems to enjoy being in the phase of his career where he plays the bully, and you can be certain he will feed off this and exploit the Saints’ defense.


4.) Explosive Offenses vs. Underrated Defenses
You’ll hear all about how great these two offenses are, but the underlying story is the two defenses. The Saints have an “all-or-nothing” mentality on the defensive side of the ball, as seen in the NFC Championship game when they gave up 28 points to a talented Vikings offense, but forced five turnovers in the process. The Colts are fast and get to the passer in a hurry, but as the Jets showed in the first half of the AFC Championship Game, this leaves them susceptible to the big play, an area where the Saints thrive. Regardless, it should be a shootout so perhaps the best thing to do is follow the advice of the wise John Madden: “Whoever scores more points will win the game.”

5.) Pre-game and Halftime Entertainment…. and Kim Kardashian
Rihanna is one of the many stars performing during the pregame festivities. Carrie Underwood will sing the National Anthem, while Queen Latifah will sing “America the Beautiful”. And The Who, whose intro to “Baba O’Riley” ranks in the top 5 of “Music That Get You Ridiculously Excited”, will perform at halftime. And if skilled musicians isn’t your thing and talentless celebrities is? Kim Kardashian will be there to support her boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

6.) Jim Nantz and Phil Simms
The two most underrated sportscasters working today. They’ve been working together in the booth all season and their chemistry has shown over the past two rounds of the playoffs. Simms sees things that most other color guys would miss while they were too busy trying to say something clever and/or funny. Nantz is the epitome of calm and cool but his commentary always matches the energy of the game. This is the guy who makes golf fun to watch. Good broadcasters are difficult to come by these days, and you will be hard pressed to find anyone better than the two calling this year’s Super Bowl. And even if you don’t particularly like them, just be thankful you don’t have to listen to Jon Gruden and Ron Jaworski stammer and make awkward jokes while comparing Peyton Manning to Mariano Rivera.

7.) The Archie Manning Dynamic
Peyton’s daddy was also the star quarterback of the New Orleans Saints way back when, and he is one of the most beloved athletes to ever come out of the city. You would hope his allegiances would lie with his son, but never underestimate the loyalty of one player to his team. Drew Brees could all but erase any memories that Saints’ fans still hold for their old quarterback with a victory over Peyton and the Colts.

8.) The Coaching Matchup
New Orleans’ Sean Payton is one of the best offensive minds in football right alongside Norv Turner (yes, THAT Norv Turner) but he has shown a tendency to let off the gas when his team has a lead, and with the best quarterback in the final two minutes of a game on the other sideline, this could potentially doom the Saints. Still, it’s hard not to root for the guy who once coached a British beer league football team. Meanwhile, Colts head coach Jim Caldwell will look to become the first coach in the history of the NFL to finish an entire season without blinking. It is unknown what he actually does during the games, and as far as anyone can tell this is Peyton Manning’s team. But Caldwell deserves credit for shoring up the Indy defense, and whether you agree or disagree with his decision to sacrifice a perfect season and rest his starters, the fact remains that he has yet to lose a game when they have played all four quarters. The Colts may not finish 19-0, but if they win the Super Bowl it will be hard to argue Caldwell’s effect on his football team.

9.) Pierre Garçon
The Haitian wide receiver had many relatives affected by the horrific earthquake that decimated the country just several weeks ago. While this story is compelling in itself, he is also becoming Manning’s favorite target. The Jets shut down Reggie Wayne in the Championship Round, and Garçon stepped up with 11 catches for 151 yards and a touchdown. So if and when he gets in to the end zone on Sunday (and with the way he has been playing, it looks more like “when”) just know it will be a moment that is far more important than the game of football itself. And finally…

10.) The Commercials
There are no statistics to prove this, but approximately 31% of males and a whopping 89% of females watch the Super Bowl for this reason alone.

If all else fails, start talking about Brett Favre (even though his team isn’t in the game as a result of his boneheaded pass at the end of regulation, which should go down in history as “The Single Worst Pass in NFL History”), because even without his presence on the field, the Over/Under for mentions of his name during the broadcast is unofficially set at 2.5. Nevertheless, whether you are rooting for the Colts, the Saints, or simply watching the game for the commercials, you no longer have to worry about talking about Jersey Shore for the entire game to hide the fact that you really don’t know anything about the two teams on the field. Stay safe and enjoy “The Greatest Holiday Now That You Know Santa Claus Isn’t Real”.

The new BCS

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas, BCS Bowl Season! You know, the system that has about as much credibility as Santa Claus himself. To help enhance viewership, the BCS has given each bowl a more meaningful name to explain the significance of each game to the average viewer. Let’s face it, when a random person is flipping through the channels, the title “AllState Sugar Bowl” isn’t very likely to catch their attention or explain what they ought to expect. To change this, the BCS has done a fantastic job of renaming its 5 main bowls to convey the message they want to get across to the viewer. They’ve done away with pointless corporate sponsorships that are completely irrelevant to football. So no longer will you be stuck watching the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl and think to yourself “Hey, I’m never going to go to Nashville, but in case I ever do, I think I’ll have to stay in a Gaylord Hotel.” And with that in mind, it’s time to break down the five new BCS bowls.




Matchup: CINCINNATI vs. FLORIDA
Old Name: ALLSTATE SUGAR BOWL
New Name: TIM TEBOW’S FAREWELL BOWL
Analysis: A wise choice by the BCS bowl committee. They knew full well that the game would be on FOX, the network that last year featured Thom Brennaman spewing approximately 138 gushing Tebow anecdotes in a single broadcast (remember when he suggested, “hang out with Tim Tebow for even five minutes and he will change your life”? Yeah, that’s not biased broadcasting). Since this is officially the final game Tebow will ever play at the college football level (and let’s face it, with those throwing mechanics, he won’t see a single snap in the NFL, at least at the quarterback position. But “he’ll make practice so much better!” Ok, I just puked. I digress) the game is certain to take a back seat to the countless stories of lives that have been changed by Jesus Christ Jr. himself. Should the booth actually take time to mention the game itself, they will likely discuss Cincinnati’s… I mean the Bearcats’… uhhh, ehhhhh, who am I kidding? It’s Tebow’s bowl, I didn’t bother researching the other team.
Prediction: FOX assigns Brennaman to call the action just to make sure we get our rightful share Tebow-ness, but he passes out from the realization that his hero is playing college football for the last time and he will never again get the chance to call one of his games. Florida wins, Tebow thanks God, cries a lot, then sells his soul to the Devil in exchange for a career in the NFL. Hey, as spring break with that prude Jesus-freak from Bio lab teaches us, anyone is corruptible. Speaking of which, Urban Meyer will reiterate the fact that he will “remain in Gainesville as long as they will have me,” before accepting the Notre Dame job three days later.

Matchup: TCU vs. BOISE ST.
Old Name: TOSTITOS FIESTA BOWL
New Name: OHHHH, THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WANT PLAYOFFS BOWL (also known as) THE other BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Analysis: Look, I don’t know if either of these teams is more deserving than Texas or Alabama to play for the BCS “National Championship*” but, the problem is that there shouldn’t have to be a choice between the four (and, actually, Cincy has just as much right to be in the conversation as these four teams, so make that five). If you are one of the six people out there who still defend the BCS system, A.) You should light yourself on fire for being an idiot, and B.) You need to recognize that this game is the reason why the system is a joke. I agree that Boise St. plays some sub-par teams each and every year, but they did defeat Pac-10 champion Oregon to start the season; and it doesn’t matter who they played, to finish a season undefeated is a remarkable feat. Both teams have been flawless all season and they can certainly use this stage to make their case as a possible Co-National Champion (yeah, like that would happen.)
Prediction: TCU has absolutely crushed opponents all season, and this is a better team than the one that defeated Boise St. 17-16 in last year’s Poinsettia Bowl. The Horned Frogs roll and cause a stir in the National Championship* discussion.

Matchup: GEORGIA TECH vs. IOWA
Old Name: FedEX ORANGE BOWL
New Name: YEAH, WE DON’T CARE EITHER BOWL
Analysis: I’m sure both of these teams have plenty to be proud of in regards to their respective seasons. But the fact is neither team is particularly intriguing. Iowa got in because they had a good year in the worst conference in College Football [The Big (and slow) Ten] and Georgia Tech won a very lackluster ACC conference. Tech’s heavy combination of option plays on the offensive side could potentially provide some excitement; and against a slow Big Ten team, they may be able to run for days. Of course, if it plays out like last year’s bowl against LSU, they may just have no success rushing at all and we’ll be stuck with another snooze-fest. Either way, if you don’t live in Iowa or Georgia, the only reason you should watch this is because it’s on a Tuesday and there is literally no other option for T.V. My suggestion? Go to the movies.
Prediction: Georgia Tech’s option offense actually works (it’s the only way this game could be watchable) and they run all the way to victory. Just as an aside, doesn’t Iowa’s freshman quarterback James Vandenberg have the most enjoyable name to scream profanities at? You can imagine Bud Kilmer from Varsity Blues pacing the sidelines and yelling things like “God da%$it Vandenberg!” or “Get your head out of your A@$ Vandenberg!” Here’s hoping we get at least seven “WTF” plays from James F---ing Vandenberg (ahh, that felt good.)

Matchup: OREGON vs. OHIO ST.
Old Name: ROSE BOWL GAME PRESENTED BY CITI
New Name: TRADITION KIND OF SUCKS BOWL
Analysis: I understand that for basically as long as there has been a Rose Bowl, it has been a matchup between Pac-10 and Big Ten. But as the Detroit Lions have showed over the past six Thanksgivings, traditions are only worthwhile if they don’t suck. We all know how this one will play out, Oregon’s speedy offense will run all over a slow, Big Ten opponent in Ohio St. Terelle Pryor will likely have success against an average Oregon defense, but as the game turns in to a shootout, Oregon will run away with it as they are built to do so. I know this is not practical, but would anyone complain if the BCS threw Ohio St. against Iowa so that Big Ten fans could watch their crappy teams play it out like a couple of Special Ed kids in a boxing ring? That would pit us with a matchup between Oregon and Georgia Tech, two teams who would run all over one another. Oregon definitely would have trouble stopping Tech’s option attack, but their offense would likely have no trouble moving the ball either and we would have a full-on shootout on our hands. Instead, we’re stuck with this; a one-sided all out offensive attack against an under-matched opponent.
Prediction: What? That wasn’t obvious enough for you? Oregon steamrolls an overrated Ohio St. team, but Terrelle Pryor still manages to have a solid game, enough to cause all of the pathetic Ohio St. fans to start their annual “Next year we’ll show we can win a National Championship” routine. Spare us, we’ve been here before. Enjoy your annual January loss instead.

Matchup: TEXAS vs. ALABAMA
Old Name: CITI BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
New Name: THE LEAST CREDIBLE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME NOT ONLY IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS, BUT IN ALL OF COMPETITIVE SPORTS (or, more simply) CITI BCS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME*
(* denotes lack of credibility for said game as it is the by-product of a system that crowns a champion through a combination of majority vote and computers, rather than simple competition, like every other sport in the history of athletics.)
Analysis: Okay, so this may be a little harsh. To be fair, these probably are the two best teams in the country, but it’s just hard to root for a team when you know they aren’t the only ones deserving to be called the outright champion. One thing is for certain, with the top two Heisman candidates being Colt McCoy and Mark Ingram, look for the loser in this race to outplay the winner (see 2006 National Championship, Reggie Bush and Vince Young). Since Mark Ingram is the more deserving of the two and should take home this year’s trophy, it may not be the best bet to pencil in Alabama just yet.
Prediction: Alabama is the better team, and after seeing Mack Brown and Colt McCoy’s clock management at the end of the Big 12 Championship, the Tide are far better coached as well. Bama’s style of play is the closest to that of an NFL team, as they run the ball effectively and control the clock. Texas showed they can be stopped by a good defense, which Alabama has, and the Tide showed their offense can keep up with the best of them. So if you’re keeping track, the Tide have a better coach, a more efficient offense, and a less susceptible defense. As they say in Tuscaloosa, “Roll Tide.”

Let the annual BCS debate begin.
Happy Holidays to all… even the Jews

MLB on TBS... Why?

It started as an innocent one-game playoff between the Minnesota Twins and Detroit Tigers. It was simple, winner goes to the playoffs, loser goes home. It was an epic contest with both teams refusing to go down without a fight. It was a 5-5 tie in the bottom of the 10th when the first red flag was raised. Ryan Raburn caught a line drive for the 2nd out in the inning and threw out Alexi Casilla at the plate after he tried to tag up and score the winning run on the play. It was an incredible play. And, under any other setting, it would be a clip that would be replayed over and over by the folks at ESPN. But this wasn't any other setting. No, this was the start of another post-season of the MLB on TBS. This meant, of course, for some inexplicable reason, Chip Caray would be the play by play man for the event. So how did TBS's main (yes, Chip Caray is the #1 announcer for TBS baseball. I will now send in my application for the job.) guy call it?

"Line drive base hit. Caught out there. Runner tags. Here he comes. Throw to the plate on target and in time. A double play ends the tenth."

Just read that one more time. It would be one thing if Caray quickly corrected himself. Mistakes happen. We understand, you got a little ahead of yourself and wanted to make the great call on the game-winning base-hit that would have sent the Twins to the playoffs; but, it wasn't a hit. All it would have taken was a simple "NO! it's caught," and then proceed to the rest of your boring call of the play. Instead, Chip tried to play it off as though he didn't just call a line-out a "base-hit."

I know, I may be overreacting. But this is just a small dose of how terrible baseball is to watch these days. The entire first round of the playoffs aired on TBS, as will the National League Championship. Poor announcing isn't all TBS offers. In fact, I've made brief list of 5 things that TBS could change to ensure our viewing is less painful.

1.) Pull the plug on George Lopez (before his show even airs)
You did this to us last year with the OBNOXIOUS Frank Caliendo ads. We understand you want us to watch these moderately funny guys headline a show, but showing us their faces approximately 736 throughout the course of the game will only make us less likely to tune in.

2.) Actually, stop advertising your shows, period.
Don't fool yourselves, no one watches TBS by choice. The only people who ever watch TBS are the ones flipping through the channels who happen to see something they recognize and go, "hey, I'll watch this for a few minutes." So stop making us watch promos for Tyler Perry's 17 shows that are all about the same thing, and just run Plavix ads.

3.) Seriously, no more Chip Caray
See story above.

4.) Find at least one announcer with intensity of Gus Johnson
Seriously, if a guy could bring even half of the excitement of this, would anyone complain? The ideal situation would be to have Gus himself call the games, but unfortunately he is under contract with CBS. But baseball needs that type of excitement. It seems like the only announcers that are used nowadays are guys who a.) had daddies who used to be legendary announcers, and even though they aren't very good or exciting (yeah you, Chip Caray and Joe Buck) they still call every important playoff game, and b.) old athletes who, when forced with the decision of actually having to live with their wives and children after retirement or joining the broadcast booth, chose the latter. Yes, we want our announcers to be educated, but as long as the head play by play guy actually makes us feel like he's excited to be there, let the color guys give the 'insightful' comments.

5.) No more interviews with the managers
Come on, this is their job. They answer questions day and night when the games are over. Do we really need the extra two minutes of the same cookie-cutter answers over and over again? What do you expect them to say? I can honestly say that I have never learned anything from these interviews. This is a sample of the average mid-game interview with the manager:

TBS announcer: "So (manager name), what can you tell us about why (pitcher) is having such success out there on the mound?"

Distracted Manager: "Uh, well, he's throwing strikes and if he doesn't strike them out, then the defense is making plays."

TBS announcer (trying desperately to keep conversation alive): "Well, do you think he can keep it up the whole game?"

Manager: "I sure hope so (you dumbf%$#)"

And that's about it. Did you learn anything you wouldn't have known were it not for the interview? Me neither. Let them manage and ask them questions after the game.

There are plenty of other things that TBS needs to change. Ultimately, it comes down to the simple fact that this is the playoffs! Will we ever have a moment that will match Vin Scully's famous call of Kirk Gibson's 'impossible' (skip to the 7:00 min. mark. Everything after is surreal) home run in the 1988 World Series? Sadly, it seems unlikely with the way things work these days. What do we have to look forward to after TBS? Sure, Fox puts on a decent production and Joe Buck is good at what he does, but he certainly isn't great (That's the most excited you could get there? Imagine what Gus Johnson would have done with that one). The playoffs have become more and more focused on network appearances and less and less on the games themselves.

Again, this is about more than Chip Caray; it's about giving the fans something different than the same boring game they have been forced watch every October. Baseball needs that memorable moment, like the one that Vin Scully gave more than 20 years ago. Most of us weren't even alive for it but we know from the sheer excitement just how memorable that home run was. Please TBS, you don't need to dump Chip, but give us a moment; one that isn't tarnished by a botched call from the announcer. Do it even if for no other reason than for the fact that maybe then people will tolerate the ads. But until then, we will wait. Hopefully one of these days you'll give us something memorable as a token of your gratitude.

(But, honestly, it wouldn't hurt to dump Chip Caray)

2009 MLB Playoff Predictions

This is a republishing of one of my articles for the Vista. It was printed in the Oct. 8, 2009 issue but was never posted on The Vista's website because of technical issues with the website.

FINALLY, it’s time for October baseball. This season was arguably the least eventful season of the past decade, but, thankfully, the best teams have made their ways into the postseason and there is finally some excitement around Major League Baseball season. It’s time for some previews/predictions for the teams in October.

NLDS #1: Colorado Rockies vs. Philadelphia Phillies

If Jim Tracy doesn’t win Manager of the Year, it will be the biggest outrage since Forrest Gump stole the Oscar from Pulp Fiction and Shawshank Redemption. The way he has turned this Rockies team around has definitely been the most amazing story of this otherwise rather boring baseball season. But, the Rockies face a huge test when they take on the defending World Champion Philadelphia Phillies. Cliff Lee and Pedro Martinez are on board this year, and they join Joe Blanton and last year’s World Series MVP Cole Hamels on the most daunting pitching staff in the postseason. Their bullpen is the big question mark, and it could very well be the deciding factor as this series promises to feature some close games. However, despite the bullpen issues, the Philly lineup that features Jimmy Rollins, Ryan Howard, Chase Utley, and the rejuvenated Raul Ibanez is just too talented to pick against. The series will be decided in Games 3 and 4 when this stacked Phillies offense heads to the Mile High City. The pitching matchups in these games weigh heavily in favor of Philadelphia, with Pedro and Blanton going up against Jason “I’m incredibly average but I manage to make it to the postseason every year” Marquis and Jorge De La Rosa or Jason Hammel. Has to make the Phillies the favorites, right? Bottom Line: The Rockies are a fantastic story, but they simply won’t be able to keep up with the high-powered Phillies offense, especially when facing such a talented pitching staff. Phillies win in 5.

NLDS #2: St. Louis Cardinals vs. Los Angeles Dodgers

The Dodgers were the best team in baseball the first half of the season. Since then, they’ve gone a mediocre 38-33. Meanwhile, aside from a sub-par performance in the last week of the season when they already had the NL Central clinched, the Cardinals quietly surged to the best record in baseball in the span after July 24th; the day they acquired Matt Holliday. The Cardinals are led by the best 1-2 punch in baseball in Chris Carpenter and Adam Wainwright (calm down, C.C. Sabathia and A.J. Burnett fans, it’s true), and having these two guys start out the series in LA gives the Cardinals a great chance to at least earn a split and head back to Busch Stadium with the series tied 1-1, where the Cardinals were an impressive 46-35 during the Regular Season. The Dodgers struggled to wrap up the West division and their chance of winning rests on the shoulders of their two young starters, Chad Billingsley and Clayton Kershaw. Manny has not been Manny since he returned from his 50-game suspension (you can read between the lines there) and the rest of the offense is also a relatively young bunch. Los Angeles certainly has the talent to win this series, but aside from Manny, they do not have the proven talents that this Cardinals team currently has. Bottom Line: The Dodgers are a year or two away from being a bona fide contender, but until their young players prove they can rise to the occasion, it would be much safer to pick a lineup led by soon-to be 3-time MVP Albert Pujols and Matt Holliday, along with the dangerous 1-2 punch in Carpenter and Wainwright. Cardinals win in 4.

ALDS #1: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. Boston Red Sox

The other storyline that will be played over and over is the whole “Red Sox own the Angels in October.” Except this one is harder to argue against. The Angels have 1 playoff win over the Red Sox since 1986 and it came last year. They’re bound to come through sooner or later right? The Red Sox lineup looks more beat up than an old Chevy. Still, this Angels team always seems to find a way to let these close games slip away in October, and a large part of that falls on manager Mike Scioscia, who has a tendency to choke under the pressure. If the Angels can somehow extend this series to 5 games, they may be able to capitalize on home field advantage and steal the series at home in front of a stadium full of fans banging those obnoxious Thunder Sticks. However, Jon Lester has shown his ability to step up in the big games, and Josh Beckett may be one of the best postseason pitchers of the decade. Plus, the sad truth is that this baseball season desperately needs a Yankees-Sox ALCS. Don’t think Bud Selig and Major League Baseball don’t know this, either, so expect the calls to go in Boston’s favor. Bottom Line: Until the Angels show they can beat them in October, don’t bet against the Sawx. Boston wins in 4.

ALDS #2: Minnesota Twins vs. New York Yankees

All signs point to the Yankees absolutely dominating this series. They come rolling into the playoffs with a ton of confidence. C.C. Sabathia looks ready to make the leap and become the dominant pitcher that everyone has been waiting for him to be. Minnesota snuck in by winning the incredibly mediocre AL Central. After a hard-fought win in the 1-game playoff against Detroit on Tuesday night, it is hard to believe that the Twins have enough left in the tank to put up a fight with the Yankees in a short series. Joe Mauer may be the AL MVP, but his sidekick Justin Morneau is out for the season with a lower back injury. The other AL-MVP candidate this season is New York's Mark Teixeira, and look for him to pick up after A-Rod, who is known to struggle in October. Bottom Line: They’re the Yankees, and they’re the Twins. Yankees sweep.

NLCS: Philadelphia Phillies vs. St. Louis Cardinals

The pitching in this series would be exciting enough, but it is incredible how similar these two teams are. Both teams are loaded with started pitching, both teams have offenses led by their powerful first basemen (Ryan Howard and Albert Pujols), and both teams have bullpens who have struggled, especially throughout the 2nd half. This has the potential to be an incredible series, and there will certainly be some pitching duals for the ages. This one is a total crapshoot, and it basically comes down to which lineups step up under the pressure, and which bullpen is less likely to completely blow a game. In this case, the game could very well come down to the very end, where Brad Lidge may take on Albert Pujols for a spot in the World Series. Google what happened the last time that scenario played out. Bottom Line: The Phillies run is bound to end sooner or later and without the dominant bullpen that was so vital in last year’s championship team, they don’t look to have enough to stop this dominant Cardinals lineup. Cardinals win in a thrilling 7 game series.

ALCS: Boston Red Sox vs. New York Yankees

This will go down as one of the more overhyped series in playoff history. The truth is, the Red Sox are not nearly as good as the 2004 team that came back from 3-0 against the Yankees. The Yankees look like they know this is their World Series to lose. The fun-loving ’04 World-Champion Red Sox team is a distant memory. Manny is no longer around and Big Papi looks like the fat kid who got picked last for the kick ball team. If Boston’s pitchers can step up, they have the potential to steal this series, But, they have given up 6.5 runs per game in the last 10 games against the Yankees, and their offense simply doesn’t have enough to keep up if the games turn into slugfests. And who knows, maybe Kate Hudson really is the good luck charm that A-Rod needs to finally be productive in the postseason. Bottom Line: This isn’t 2004. Yankees win in 5.

World Series: St. Louis Cardinals vs. New York Yankees

How fitting this World Series would be. The two winning-est franchises in baseball history (New York with 26 World Series titles, St. Louis with 10) in a series that would take the game back to its roots, which is exactly what it needs. Baseball finally seems to be moving beyond the “Steroids Era” into a new age of old-school baseball which is what made the game America’s pastime to begin with. These are the two teams with the fewest weaknesses out of the bunch. However, the key will come down to managing. Joe Girardi is still relatively new to this whole thing, but the dirty little secret is that Tony LaRussa has a tendency to over manage, especially in close games. Look for him to make too many moves with his depleted bullpen that will come back to haunt the Cardinals. Meanwhile, Girardi seems content with letting his players decide the outcome; as well he should, since they are the more talented team. For the Cardinals to have any chance, Carpenter needs to outduel Sabathia in Game 1 and get the momentum going in the Cardinals’ favor. Still, this just seems like the year where the Yankees are finally capitalizing on all of their talent, and if it comes down to Mariano Rivera or Ryan Franklin to close out Game 7 of the World Series, who would you take? Bottom Line: This is the Yankees’ World Series to lose. New York Yankees: WORLD CHAMPIONS in 7.

Like the ancient proverb says, “money doesn’t buy happiness, but it sure buys a World Series ring.”

10 Things to Do When Your Team Falls Out of the Playoff Race

The dog days of summer are often the most difficult time to be a sports fan. There is not much going on in the sports world and baseball is the only one of the four major sports that is in season, and it is in these late days in August when the winners begin to separate from the losers. As a fan of one of the ‘losers,’ I find myself in a position where I am just biding my time until football season finally begins, which also signifies that basketball and hockey are to soon to follow. However, I know I am not alone in this boat, so without further ado, I offer you 10 things to do when your team falls out of contention.

1.) Play Madden
It’s no surprise that this incredible football game is in its 21st season of distracting guys from doing work around the house. This year, just like every other year, offers even more improvements. Most notably are weekly roster updates, which allow you to constantly stay up to date with the real NFL rosters. Yes, this means you can have Brett Favre on your team (still no word on if the technology allows Packers fans to mutilate him). And, even more satisfying? Yes, you can play with Michael Vick (insert dog joke here). Perhaps the best part, at least for comedy’s sake, is that Plaxico Burress is still on the Free Agents list, so you could sign him to play with Vick. Throw in Burt Reynolds and you’re well on your way to a Longest Yard remake (without the burden of a slightly depressed Adam Sandler to tank the whole thing). And if all of that isn’t enough for you, nothing cures your team’s suckiness more than laying the hit stick on Giselle’s child-abandoning husband and finding out you knocked him out for 6 weeks with broken ribs.

2.) Research Fantasy Football
Barely edging out Madden in the “Ways to Make Sure No Girl Ever Comes Near You” category is Fantasy Football. Unlike your baseball team, Fantasy Football actually gives you the opportunity to run a team in whatever way you want. However, you’re not the Washington Nationals, so don’t come unprepared, and then wonder why 1 week into the season your team has less of a chance of winning than Paul Walker has to win an Oscar. Take the time to actually do some research. Find some sleepers and look deeper into each of the players, even the ones who are so-called ‘locks.’ Again, you may not impress too many ladies doing this, but let’s be honest, when football season rolls around, sitting on the couch rooting for your Fantasy Team sure beats sitting on the couch rooting for your girlfriend to stop asking if she’s been looking fat the last few weeks.

3.) Watch the Little League World Series
If you’re looking for family dysfunction, don’t bother with Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Little League World Series is just for you. Nothing beats a bunch of 12 year olds with more facial hair than the Unabomber being forced to play 6 innings of baseball against other equally miserable 12 year olds who haven’t really stopped playing baseball in 6 months. Plus, the coaches are forced to wear microphones, allowing us the pleasure of watching them go out and talk to their players while we all sit at home praying the poor guy doesn’t drop an F-bomb and become the next Youtube star. And if all of that isn’t enough, it’s the only sporting event not featuring Adam Morrison where the losers cry. I’m in.

4.) Go to the Movies
The end of summer may not be a good time for sports, but it’s typically a great time for movies. Just as the baseball season is winding down, so too is the blockbuster season. Studios have pretty much trotted out their biggest movies earlier on in the summer, which is good because that means they begin to focus on the ones with some actual substance. Instead of watching Michael Bay blow everything up, we get to watch a Quentin Tarantino movie. True, it’s not Oscar season, so the real quality films are still hanging in the balance, but there’s certainly a little more to be desired in the late-summer movies. Plus, if your team isn’t winning, watching things like soldiers cutting the scalps off of Nazis is a pretty solid alternative.

5.) Watch an entire TV series beginning to end/present
This is probably the most surefire way to have everyone around you hate your guts for a solid two to three weeks. I speak first-hand as someone who spent three weeks catching up on Lost. It’s the best way to watch a show, because it’s basically like watching a week long movie. Sure, there are probably more important things to do, but when you look at your team’s schedule and see there’s three weeks remaining, this is the easiest way to pass the time.

6.) Watch The Real World
Alright, I must confess up until this current season, I had never watched any of the previous 21 seasons of MTV’s The Real World. Honestly, that’s probably a good thing. However, when your team stinks and you don’t know what else to do with yourself, nothing beats watching 8 obnoxious twenty-somethings wander around a random city getting as drunk as humanly possible and saying things they are sure to watch later on with their buddies (though it is hard to assume they actually have buddies in the real Real World) and feel utterly embarrassed by it all. Is it good TV? Absolutely not. Will I watch again next season? Heck yeah. That’s The Real World in a nutshell; it’s less thoughtful than a Pauly Shore movie, but when your team stinks, who needs thinking?

7.) Go to see/read up on your Triple-A team
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging the fact that this season is over with. However, that does not mean all hope is lost for your franchise. If you get the chance, find out when the Triple-A affiliate of your ball club is close-by and drive over to see it. It’s incredibly entertaining watching the young kid who’s just waiting for that phone call to play in the big leagues hit off of that old guy who used to be a big shot in those same big leagues until drug testing was implemented and all prior baseball skill diminished. Now, I have never personally witnessed a murder, but I imagine when someone is angry enough to commit such a vile act, they look something in between Michael Corleone when finds out Fredo betrayed the family and talked with Hyman Roth and Johnny Ola, and a minor league baseball player who used to play in the major leagues. If you can’t go, at least find out who’s on the roster. You never know which one will be the next big thing.

8.) Clean House
Just as the sham baseball teams begin cleaning house and shipping away players who offer no value to the team, you too can get rid of all of the useless items in your home. For bonus points, try selling it online. After all, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. In the case of baseball, one trash American Leaguer is a treasure National Leaguer. Just ask Matt Holliday, Julio Lugo, John Smoltz, and anyone else on the St. Louis Cardinals roster. Sadly, however, sale of San Diego Padres players on Ebay is strictly forbidden.

9.) Read a book
Just kidding... kind of. Alright, I’m not saying this is a bad thing but let’s not kid ourselves, if you read the first 8 options and decided this was the best one, well then you probably don’t have/deserve a team anyway. However, I don’t think I could blame you for this. After all, you’re safe. You don’t have to deal with the pain of seeing your team go through the motions for the last month of the season, without any payoff awaiting them. Moreover, you don’t have to be one of those pathetic fools who lounge around all day, don’t do anything, act all depressed, and say things like “There’s always next year.”

10.) ……….
There is no 10.) Screw it. There’s always next year.

AL vs. NL

O.K. Before we start, you must know how difficult this is for me to write. As a die-hard fan of National League Baseball it absolutely kills me to write this. This would be like asking Bill Maher to write a bad word about marijuana. This is the equivalent of making CNN produce a negative piece about President Obama. This is like telling Kirstie Alley to put down the Twinkie. This is… well you get the idea. No longer will I be Carmella Soprano and ignore what is right in front of me for the sake of the greater good. I must finally accept what can no longer be denied. It’s time we all admit… the American League is a superior baseball league to the National League.

*I wrote this article about a week before Brad Penny was dumped by the Red Sox. I have given it time to play out and I have updated all stats accordingly.*

You may not want to acknowledge it and, aside from ESPN’s Bill Simmons (who you can thank for inspiring me to write this), most of the media is ignoring it. So to prove the point, for all to see plain and clear, let’s start with a little background before we try and find a reason for all of this, and where better to start than 1973, the year when the American League officially adopted the designated hitter into its rules, forever distinguishing it from its inferior little brother, the National League. The designated hitter is the common name for Major League Baseball Rule 6.10 which allows teams to designate a hitter to bat in place of the pitcher. Since the time the rule was adopted, the American League holds the edge in All-Star Game victories 20-16 and World Series Victories 20-15 (there was no World Series in 1994 due to a work stoppage). These numbers are still relatively close and cannot begin to explain what has happened in even more recent times. The American League has won 12 of the last 13 All-Star games, and the one they didn’t win ended in a tie (thanks to Bud Selig who, from that time forward, decided to award the winning league of each All-Star Game home-field advantage in that season’s World Series in one of the biggest overreactions in history, along with A.) the U.S. response to swine flu, B.) Al Gore realizing it was hot outside and making an entire movie about it, and C.) anything Al Pacino has said since ‘Scent of a Woman’. Honestly, this is the equivalent of getting a lap dance at one of the less desirable strips joints and deciding to go get tested for a VD just to be safe. But I digress, that’s my Selig complaint for the day). However, the head-to-head competition only gives cookie cutter examples for an issue that is far deeper than just All-Star Games.

Matt Holliday. Jeff Suppan (not his cousin, Jeff Soup-pot…….. I apologize, that’s a joke for my mother.) John Smoltz. Julio Freaking Lugo! What do all of these names have in common? They’re just some of the many players who have experienced success in the National League, while playing like Smalls (before he started hanging out with Benny the Jet) in the American League. Matt Holliday hit 128 Home Runs, drove in 483 runs, while hitting .317 in his 5 seasons with the Colorado Rockies, a National League Team. These numbers scored him a big money deal for the Oakland Athletics, a, you guessed it, AMERICAN LEAGUE TEAM! What did he do in Oakland? He hit .286 with 11 Home Runs in 57 RBI in 93 games, causing Oakland to reconsider the 13.5 million dollars they were to pay him and ship him back to the National League where he would play for the St. Louis Cardinals. And, wouldn’t you know it, in just 53 games back in the Fredo Corleone League, he is hitting .358 with 13 Home Runs and 50 RBI while leading the Cardinals to the best record in baseball since the acquisition. Suppan? He never won more than 10 games in a season in the Michael Corleone League until he switched to the NL and won 16, 16, and 12 games with the Cardinals, as well as MVP of the National League Championship Series in 2006. John Smoltz had a 3.23 ERA in 20 seasons with the NL’s Atlanta Braves. His ERA in 8 games with the Red Sox of the AL? A slim and sexy 8.32. Blame it on old age right? Well, you could; until you see he’s posted a 3.21 ERA in 5 games with the Cardinals. The Red Sox also basically told the Cardinals, in regards to Julio Freaking Lugo (who has been so God-awful on any team he has ever played for that he has more than earned that middle name), “We will pay him so long as you take him away from us.” Lugo has added 10 points to his batting average since joining the team.

*And now the Brad Penny update. 7-8 with a 5.61 ERA in 24 starts with the Red Sox in the American League. 3-1 with a 4.01 ERA (largely inflated due to 1 poor outing against one of the few competent NL teams, the Dodgers).*

And these are just a few of the many examples of the phenomenon. I cannot help but also notice that all of these players (except Brad Penny), who are each perfect examples of the difference in play of the leagues, have found success playing in St. Louis. Is St. Louis the only team in the entire National League that has figured this out? They have basically found success, which includes a World Series Championship in 2006, by feasting on the leftovers from the American League. Why is no one making a bigger deal out of this? Better yet, why can’t I play GM for my Houston Astros and run the team.

I don’t know what this means for baseball. I don’t know if it necessarily is a bad thing for the game of baseball. All I know is if you pay close attention, there are plenty of other examples of this same phenomenon. Do we think the Cardinals have actually acquired these players from American League organizations in hopes that they follow this trend in succeeding in the NL? This is where things get interesting. This is probably not a good or a bad thing for baseball, but it certainly is something to take into consideration. Whether or not the Cardinals are actually taking these things into consideration when they acquire these players is unknown. But it is hard to argue with success, and the hottest team in baseball certainly owes a large part of that success to the AL teams that passed on these players. Maybe it’s time for the 15 other National League GM’s to take note. And if they try dipping into the American League’s talent and it works out? Well then, they can mail me my ‘Thank You’ card.